Bring in the Wookiee!

So, it's the bottom of the ninth. Your team is clinging to a 1 run lead. The heart of the batting order is coming up for the opposition. Your home crowd is pumped up. The Emperor's March starts blaring on the public address system. They all know he's coming... And then out of the bullpen he walks. All eight feet of him. Your closer, Chewbacca. Forget Mariano Rivera. Forget Greg Gagne. Forget any closer Major League Baseball has ever seen. This is the guy who will strike fear in the hearts of opposing batters. You think Randy Johnson looks scary? He's got nothing on this giant Wookiee from Kashyyyk. And when he has two strikes on you? Look out for his roar!

Now, what's with the princess on the field?